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sms
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 17:01
My heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made 2 kis u, my eyes r made 2 c u, my hands r made 2 hold u, evry part of me wants u, bcoz i was made just 4 u!! قلبم برای دوست داشتن تو ، لبام برای بوسیدن تو ، چشام برای دیدن تو و دستام برای نگه داشتن تو بوجود اومدن؛ چون من فقط بخاطر تو ساخته شدم!!!! Falling in love is when she...
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Why Worry
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:59
Why Worry? There are only two things in life to worry about: Whether you are well or whether you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about: Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die. If you get well, then there...
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Just One Hour
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:58
leftA man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?" "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a...
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A good lesson
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:57
leftOne day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How...
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[ بدون عنوان ]
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:55
I have a warm and friendly feeling من احساسی عاشقانه ودوستانه دارم As I think of you today; چون امروز دارم بهت فکر میکنم And I wish that we could visit, و ای کاش میتونستم ببینمت But you're many miles away. اما تومایلها از من دوری Separated by such distance, این فاصله ما رو از هم جدا کرده Yet our emails bring us near;...
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To all Clever woman
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:53
[align=left]Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name thatperson, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said...
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?DOES LOVE NEED A REASON
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:53
[align=left]Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked: Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me? Man : I can t tell the reason.. but I really like you.. Lady : You can t even tell me the reason... how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me? Man : I really don t know the reason,...
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The Wooden Bowl
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:51
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and a four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together nightly at the dinner table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating rather difficult. Peas...
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PUPPIES FOR SALE
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:51
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy. Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of...
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THE 4 WIVES
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:49
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However,...
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Three Gifts
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:48
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first brother, Donald, said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second brother, Robert, said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver." The...
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ضرب المثل انگلیسی
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:41
TEACH He teaches ill , who teaches all این سخن از برنارد شاو ، شاعر و نویسنده و هجو نویس بزرگ ایرلندی است که میگوید : اگر به یک نفر همه چیز بیاموزی هیچ چیز نیاموخته ای TEETH When the teeth fall out , the tongue wags loose این مثل کنایه از افراد پیر و سالخورده است که وقتی دندان را از دست میدهند زبان مجال خود نمایی...
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ضرب المثل انگلیسی
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 16:36
A penny won't Make me , Or breake me - ا ین پول نه منو فقیر میکنه نه پولدار - تمثیلی از عنصری : این یک دم عاریت چه ادبار و چه بخت چون میگزرد کار چه آسان و چه سخت چون جای دگر نهاد می باید رخت نزدیک خردمند چه تابوت و چه تخت Penny and penny laid up will make many سعدی می فرماید : اندک اندک به هم شود بسیار دانه دانه است...
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مکالمات روزمره امریکایی
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 14:08
1-She was really regarded as one of the most able students of my English class. او واقعا یکی از بهترین دانش آموزان کلاس زبان من به حساب می‌آمد. 2- What attributes should a good manager possess? یک مدیر خوب باید چه صفاتی داشته باشد؟ 3- His departure / death was abrupt and completely unexpected. مرگ او ناگهانی و غیر...
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[ بدون عنوان ]
پنج‌شنبه 18 شهریور‌ماه سال 1389 13:36
The Lady In Red I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight, I've never seen you shine so bright, I've never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance, They're looking for a little romance, given half a chance, And I have never seen that dress you're wearing, Or the highlights in your hair that...